Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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