He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Randomize
