The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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