honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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