the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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