I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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