idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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