guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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