you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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