I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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