plz talk dirty to me
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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