Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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