Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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