they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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