Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
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