great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Life is so much better after having sex.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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