NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
it's like iHOP with fire
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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