Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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