When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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