is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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