I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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