sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Randomize
