We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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