Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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