I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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