For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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