So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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