you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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