Tell her she can't have a vagina
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
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