so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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