It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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