i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
