Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
God, I missed his penis.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Randomize
