Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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