This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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