No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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