I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
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