Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
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