i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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