I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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