She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
either way he was missing a nipple.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Randomize