But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I wish i was in the wii world.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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