Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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