The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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