lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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