i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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