Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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