he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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