Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Randomize
