You're so nebulous sometimes
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Crop dusting thru forever 21
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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