Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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