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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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