God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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